I was thinking that it would be funny if their was a virus. what this virus would do, would be to cause the people who caught this virus to pluck out their eyeballs and replace it with a titanium a socket. This way they would have a literal eye socket. The poor person would then screw in Edison lightbulbs into their sockets. The virus would rewire the brain so that it could somehow cause the lightbulbs to light up. And then they would walk with their arms outstretched and every slow lumbering step they would flash their Edison. Now why can't they have that as a zombie in a movie!
Oh no make sure you don't get attacked by the lightbulb zombie!!!! You might catch the virus, RUN!!