Monday, January 30, 2017

How to be the life of the party in a foreign country

If you are ever at a party where everyone else has formed groups and you are left out, what should you do?
You should turn to the empty space next to you and start a conversation with you imaginary friend. It can be any topic you like and your imaginary friend is a good listener. I'm sure a real person might start talking with you after they see you talking to empty air.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Thanks France!

For some odd reason we are more popular in France then America. Hmm... Maybe we should start posting in English AND French.
Pour une raison étrange, nous sommes plus populaires en France puis l’Amérique. Hmm... Peut-être que nous devrions commencer affichant en anglais ET en Français.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

The best burglar alarm. Security companies hate it!

Anyone want to know the best burglar alarm? Some fancy motion detecting alarm you might say? Nope, dust. That is right, good old dead skin cells. Here is how it works. The unsuspecting intruder breaks in. Because you read this from your favorite blog, you have not dusted in years. The intruder takes one whiff and BOOM!! he is coughing and sneezing all the way out of the house. At the very least it alerts you. What about you? Easy, just wear a gas-mask all around your house because what is more comfortable than watching TV through a gas-mask.