Friday, July 31, 2015

For somepeople giving time for thought is good, not me!

Me + painting a whole house + eating at a fast food restaurant = 18th century sea battle where instead of 15 pound canon balls it is 15 pound candy covered hamburgers that are being fired. Wouldn't it be so embarrassing to have your obituary read "fought bravely and died from a giant hamburger".

The candy coding is so that the hamburger does not explode in the cannon.
The reason why anyone would use a 15 pound hamburger is because while the opposing ship is dying of laughter your ship can easily slide up and board her.