I thought it would be a good idea to list all of the ways you could torture me if you want to learn my pin. Just so that you can save time trying to reveal the secret through brute force. Hey your time is just as valuable as mine!
1. Repeat Pluto is a planet 1,000 times for breakfast lunch and dinner.
2. Try to sell me on special water that is supposed to cure cancer every day on the 1 and 3 weeks of the month.
3. Play recordings of people eating really loudly all day 2nd and 4th weeks of the month.
4. While this is happening have me locked away in a fabric store and put me on a vegan diet.
5. Show videos of people smashing factory fresh LEGOs on the 5th week of the month (when there is a fifth week).
6. Threaten to do any of the above to any of my friends or family (except if its my imaginary friends, they wouldn't mind)(on second thought they probably would mind the Pluto thing, so you could try doing that on them. I might give the desired intelligence then.)
Their you go! So if you want to kidnap me my hours are approximately 11p.m-1:30a.m from Friday to Saturday. If I am not available my secretary will be more than happy to escort you to the door.