tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43803763333152730332024-03-13T13:06:45.112-07:00Random Thought Thursdays Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-78828287247632116672017-08-12T20:20:00.002-07:002017-08-12T20:20:49.933-07:00Little Cows over Moon DaycareLittle Cows Over Moon Daycare or LCOMD is an innovative new infant daycare. Instead of a building full of boring crafts and walls that looks like the painter took LSD, LCOMD is completely outside and open aired. All it is, is a parking lot surrounded by a chain linked fence topped with barbed wire (you should never underestimate the little stinkers). Within the parking lot is about 30 human cannons pointed straight up. The infants/toddlers are strapped into the patent pending automatic parachutes and launched directly into the sky. Once the little persons are in the sky, there is no need for a diaper or pacifier. Who is going to hear the screams if they are in the stratosphere? No diapers are not needed either because the asphalt is "very easy to hose down." <br />On the way down, the automatic parachute deploys at the exact time for the wieght. This does 2 things: 1 it slows their decent and 2 it burps them. The company promises that "Toddlers exposed to the cannon treatment learn valuable life lessons. Such as life's ups and downs." When asked about cognitive development the CEO is reported as saying "nothing is more stimulating than the feeling of your eyeballs being shoved to the back of your skull followed by the feeling of complete helplessness." <br />The routine for each day is very simple:<br />-Arrival<br />-Breakfast<br />-First set of "kangaroo hops" (the technical term of launches)<br />-Lunch<br />-Second set of Kangaroo hops<br />-Pickup (sometimes this entails cleanup if the small human in question had a little accident. They are called "cow patties")<br />Due to not needing teachers or normal daycare personal, the entire station is managed by only one person who feeds them, packs the parachutes, tucks them in the cannon, and pulls the big red lever.<br />When the only caretaker was interviewed about his job, he was quoted as saying "This job is really a blast! My favorite part is when they just finish breakfast, and I tuck them in their little parachutes and place them in the cannons. With any luck they are all fast asleep by the time I stick the last one in. I then quietly tip-toe over to the red lever, and pull it as hard as I can. I normally accompany it with "see you later stinkers!!!". After saying this the interviewee burst into uncontrollable laughter while saying something about the look on their faces.<br />The daycare has only a limited amount of spaces, so apply before its too late. Or wait for a few more "cow patties" to happen. <br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-59623483015185953612017-05-14T13:21:00.002-07:002017-05-14T13:21:19.499-07:00What I readWords on a page before me lay<br />
A riddle before me lay<br />
Take words the and read<br />
The directions follawy<br />
And I will solve it<br />
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what can the blind see<br />
but those with eyes cannot<br />
The blind stumble and fall<br />
in a world of sight.<br />
The world deems them in capable, incompetent<br />
A broken staff they cry! <br />
Out! Down! There is no place for those<br />
who do not conform<br />
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But what the world is blind to see<br />
with their downward gaze<br />
is the flapping of a thousand pictures<br />
the pounding of ten thousand opportunities<br />
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Back to the I page look.<br />
The words unsolved.<br />
atlas t I see riddle <br />
I turn leaf<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-33004607128409243962017-05-02T09:07:00.004-07:002017-05-02T09:07:50.614-07:00Home Poem
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">An empty forest field</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Fresh with fragrant flowers and tall grass.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">A great bird lands like a shield,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Surveying the great yield.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Echoing with the work of iron clad animals,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Erecting four walls with windows that enthralls,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">The frame set, foundation poured.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">An empty forest field</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">A fresh house with open door.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Ten armored knights with the heart of a bent star-</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Stepped over the threshold.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">A house in an empty field</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Flowing with mirth, humming with talk of what was.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Architects, crafting buildings of future thoughts.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Walls marked with the scent of sharpened practice.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">A house in an empty field</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">With the smell of broken bread and spilt water.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">The inhabitance quiet in the arms of sleep.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Windowed walls broken by a careless blow.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Spears of rain shielded by the resilient roof.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Pound, Pound, Pound!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">The feet on the ground-</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Echoing with sound-</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Run, Run, Run to the sun,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">The great bird ever did run</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">An empty house in an empty field</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Screaming silence deafened its chorus of colors.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Vines like snakes curled around the restless timbers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Rain like swords sliced the silence,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">hit the exiled floor with menace.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">An empty house in an empty field</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Bested by nature’s revenge,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Trampled by soft clad animals,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Yet it waited, helplessly hopefully watching.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 107%; margin: 0px;">Laughing clouds, mocking its perseverance.</span></div>
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<b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-47976158859972813602017-05-02T08:32:00.001-07:002017-05-02T08:32:17.406-07:00HackLife #3Go to bed wearing the next days clothes inside-out. This hack is incredible. It saves you one huge step in getting ready for the day. Instead of trying to figure out what you are going to wear, you are already wearing it. <br /> What about the wrinkles you may ask?<br /> Easy, if you wear wrinkled clothes long enough, people just get used to it. Plus I bet that one day there will be a wrinkled clothes fad. (totally cannot wait till that happens)<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">I had the best pun-off with a friend over chat. Here it is</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: Stash tee should make a flavor of tea called candy</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">so instead of having a candy stash you have a stash candy</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: That might actually be really good tea</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">puns so good, you have a line of people wanting to hear them</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">a pun-ch line</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">That pun was adjaycent to the current subject...you're really going for the opposite effect here. </span></span><em style="border-image: none; border: 0px; font-family: Whitney,"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; letter-spacing: normal; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">sighne</span></em></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: "helvetica";">Me: hehe</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend<i>: </i></span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Sorry had to tangent on that one</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">that's okay it just means that you have to co-sine on my loan</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">I guess so, but can you make sure to put this in the natural log of our loaning history? Gotta keep track of it.</span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">I will, it should be a piece of pi</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">This is the 2.72nd time it's happened, maybe we're being a bit irrational a fraction of the time and should try to factor out these loaning issues</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">I personally think that all these issues are imaginary and quite complex</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Are you sure you aren't being too negative? I think you're crossing the number-line</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">These puns have so much volume, it's boyle-ing my blood under all the pressure</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me:</span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Sorry its because I am in my element</span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span></span></div>
<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span><br />
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<div class="markup" style="border-image: none; border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 15px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 1.1em; margin: 6px 0px 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word;">
<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Only periodically</span></span></div>
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<div class="btn-option" style="background-attachment: scroll; background-clip: border-box; background-image: url("/assets/d260979c53d0cb8e8a1f6e88e34f0056.svg"); background-origin: padding-box; background-position: 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; border-image: none; border: 0px; cursor: pointer; float: right; font-family: inherit; font-size: 16px; font-style: inherit; height: 16px; margin: 0px; opacity: 0; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; transition: opacity 0.2s; vertical-align: baseline; width: 16px;">
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<div class="btn-reaction" style="background-attachment: scroll; background-clip: border-box; background-image: url("/assets/24e5837679a970699e904d047c741540.svg"); background-origin: padding-box; background-position: 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; border-image: none; border: 0px; cursor: pointer; float: right; font-family: inherit; font-size: 16px; font-style: inherit; height: 16px; margin: 0px 4px 0px 0px; opacity: 0; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; transition: opacity 0.2s; vertical-align: baseline; width: 16px;">
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<div class="markup" style="border-image: none; border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 15px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 1.1em; margin: 6px 0px 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word;">
<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Which gets a bit borong</span></div>
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<div class="markup" style="border-image: none; border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 15px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 1.1em; margin: 6px 0px 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word;">
<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">that is what happens when you stick me in a crooke-d tube</span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span></span><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Watch out, you might be at the base of the reaction in that tube</span></span></div>
<div class="markup" style="border-image: none; border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 15px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 1.1em; margin: 6px 0px 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word;">
<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span></span><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">watch out for your acidic atti-tube</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Don't get so NaCl-y</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">They'll start calling you a pi-rate</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">because I come like a torrent</span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Riptides can do better than that, especially when all your friends are turning green and being taken away to the dark side</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">they are not sea-soned enough</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Seasoning them takes thyme though</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">I could just rose-marry them off</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: Well, do it gingerly</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"></span><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); font-family: "helvetica";"><span style="background-color: #36393e; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.701961); display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">that does not get to the root of the problem</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Let's dig deeper!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">this conversation is getting too dirty</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">It's making me go bug-eyed. This is a pretty rocky finish.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">go to the compile-oster and debug</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Or you could just get a flyswatter too</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">if you cannot find a bug to squash get an ada-fruit</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">C'mon, be Forth ward with me</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Don't make me Assembly this all by my self</span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span></span><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">yeah becuase you might aquire a lisp</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">A common one, at that</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">We could make an Elixir to make it go away</span></div>
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<i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">careful that a python does not eat it, I heard that they see sharp</span></span><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">see-ing is a plus, plus it's cool! Might wanna use it to find some rubies or perls</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">yeah see-ing is good, especially visually in a studio apartment</span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"></span><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Your studio apartment is a bit rust-y, you might wanna bash it up to make it look better.</span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span></span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">do not think so, it has been hashed over enough.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">If you say so. I'll bring the vimcuum so you can clean the floors later and they can be functional.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">on the way up the stairs you might find an office, with a bunch of Word, a guy that can Power Point, and a Publisher office.</span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Microsoft? I don't like him, too pretentious. Libra, his cousin, is much better.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">but his house does not have any windows<br />Friend: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">Neither does his brother Macintosh<br />Me: </span><span style="display: inline; float: none; font-family: "whitney" , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: pre-wrap; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;">but at least he has Mac-n-cheese</span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-27639734463098963852017-03-12T13:12:00.000-07:002017-03-12T13:12:12.361-07:00What is failure?What is failure?<br /> is it the flower that fades<br /> or the unannounced army that raids<br /> the specter that huants success<br /> those who despise it despises them<span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> those who fear it it destroys<br /> Or is it the iron skeleton<br /> that success builds upon<br /> the refining fire<br /> the forge that burns the mire<br /> those who love it strengthens<br /> those who learn from it never runs<br /> Fear failer, lose faster<br /> Fail faster, learn quicker</span><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-31969265325677093672017-02-21T21:23:00.001-08:002017-02-21T21:23:32.466-08:00Semi-trucks with pools.Every semi-truck should have a pool on top. Because 1, it would reduce shipping costs,2 it would be a cheap option for travellers, and 3 wouldn't it be hilarious to be driving on the freeway and see some guy lounging in a tub on a semi-truck?<br />
<b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-25035987579121502892017-02-14T09:06:00.001-08:002017-02-14T09:06:10.754-08:00A Heatfilled Valentines DayI posted this last year, and I think that this is still hilarious <br />
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The sweltering sun beat mercilessly down upon the inhabitants of the Incan city. A casual observer would notice that the drab stone houses were devoid of their normal occupants. If that same visitor were to travel through the center of the city he would come to the temple where all the villages inhabitants were gathered. One might ask what event caused this displacement of inhabitants from their normal duties. The answer lies in the top of the temple where the chief priest, dressed in all the colors of a garden in spring, stood surrounded by the other priests dressed in a similar garb. For this was sacrifice day. Upon the unforgiving cold stone alter bespattered with blood lay the helpless sacrifice. Some unfortunate soul that could have come from a battle or maybe he just happened to be at the wrong place in the wrong time. It mattered not where. The victim screamed and pleaded to be released, but his pleas landed on deaf ears as the priests gagged him and bound him to that hard alter. The sacrifice gave one last gallant effort to break free of his cruel bonds and then fell silent as he awaited his doom. The priest raised his right hand high above his soon to be sacrifice as the fingers of the priest clenched his curved obsidian knife. Would he relent? Would he release his victim out of a moment of love and compassion? NO! The hand of the priest flew in a devilish downward arc. Like a lion pouncing on his panic stricken prey, the knife cut ever downward. Down to the chest of the victim. Down to the death of this innocent soul the hand of the priest flew like the bird of prey represented on the helmet that the priest bore. Now the priest has plunged the knife into the soft flesh of his victim. The priest's prey gave one last utterance and lay forever quiet as the predator lifted up its victims heart up to the sun. As the blood streamed down the priests once colorful robes something unexpected happened. The heart slipped out the priests hands and fell to the stone floor of the temple. The crowd gasped. This had never happened before. Ashamed that he had spoiled the ceremony, the priest bent down to pick up the heart. Suddenly the heart stood up on its life giving veins and unsheathed a small dagger. Like Beowulf killing the dragon, the heart stabbed the priest multiple times. The hunter became the hunted. The predator became the prey as the heart of the priest's victim slew the priest. As he lay dying the priest gasped. Help I am having a heart attack!!!<br />
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Happy Valentines Day! <br />
Please do not have a heart attack or get attacked by heart!<br />
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<span data-offset-key="8gjln-0-0"><span data-text="true">I realized for the first time that I never want to see my grandparents again. This is because if I did that it would mean that their is a zombie apocalypse, because they are currently deceased. I sure hope my grandchildren do not see me when I die either! (I loved my grandparents and I was sad when they died)</span></span></div>
<b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-7524561432869178472017-01-30T12:40:00.000-08:002017-01-30T12:40:01.550-08:00How to be the life of the party in a foreign countryIf you are ever at a party where everyone else has formed groups and you are left out, what should you do? <br /> You should turn to the empty space next to you and start a conversation with you imaginary friend. It can be any topic you like and your imaginary friend is a good listener. I'm sure a real person might start talking with you after they see you talking to empty air.<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-49544856783973881112017-01-19T15:12:00.000-08:002017-01-19T15:12:00.168-08:00Thanks France!For some odd reason we are more popular in France then America. Hmm... Maybe we should start posting in English AND French.<br />
Pour une raison étrange, nous sommes plus populaires en France puis l’Amérique. Hmm... Peut-être que nous devrions commencer affichant en anglais ET en Français.<b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-74232143341752209042017-01-12T15:05:00.002-08:002017-01-12T15:05:30.123-08:00The best burglar alarm. Security companies hate it!<span data-offset-key="dcmkt-0-0"><span data-text="true">Anyone want to know the best burglar alarm? Some fancy motion detecting alarm you might say? Nope, dust. That is right, good old dead skin cells. Here is how it works. The unsuspecting intruder breaks in. Because you read this from your favorite blog, you have not dusted in years. The intruder takes one whiff and BOOM!! he is coughing and sneezing all the way out of the house. At the very least it alerts you. What about you? Easy, just wear a gas-mask all around your house because what is more comfortable than watching TV through a gas-mask.</span></span><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-23126251412726852592016-08-31T17:32:00.001-07:002016-08-31T17:32:34.949-07:00Caller blockedDue to many spam and annoying phone callers, the phone has a rather large blocked caller list. The phone starts ring and just as you are about to answer it, the blocked caller screen appears and it ceases it rant. I like to think what happens is that somewhere along the signal, a grey bearded cloaked figure with a staff appears, and slamming his staff on the oncoming signal shouts "you shall not pass". Then signal then dies away and the phone registers call "blocked". <br />
Okay I know that's not how it works, but it would be really cool if what we view as technology and circuitry has a huge vast fantasy world behind it. For example if your computer was actually a city, and when the computer crashes the city is experiencing a hurricane or natural disaster. <br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-59213051201093483662016-07-03T13:33:00.002-07:002016-07-03T13:33:54.397-07:00Doors<div style="text-align: left;">
I thought I would try my hand at poetry. This is just a rough draft but what do you think?</div>
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The golden grain and dark hues</div>
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The solid frame and stoic stance</div>
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These guardians of virtue and values</div>
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These are doors</div>
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They separate light from darkness </div>
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They divide the earth between their girth</div>
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That we be separate behind their parapet </div>
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That unifies us within it bold borders</div>
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Burn and demolish </div>
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Break and refurbish </div>
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Dust and deliver</div>
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Donate and develop</div>
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The portal to another world</div>
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The entrance to a foreign power</div>
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These ushers to a grand frontier </div>
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These are doors</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-10668541929575660562016-05-19T00:00:00.000-07:002016-05-19T00:00:18.122-07:00Fairwell fair companionUnfortunately, my computer died. We already had this love-hate relationship with each other.<br />
I was the humans, she the aliens. I was Julius Cezar and she was Brutus on hard mode armed with a mini gun. I was Dante and she, Virgil leading down the layers of my filing system. We were Columbus and Vasco Da Gama, exploring the vast reaches of the internet. I was the immortal Achilles, and she the army of Troy. I the hero, she the villain. I the villain she the hero. She would win some battles, and I would win others. But at the end of the day we both sat down and worked together, hand in hand, to write that paper. Or maybe publish that RRT post. But my computer looked out for me and said "go enjoy the flowers" I shall sacrifice myself so that you can finish that book, go for walk, enjoy the weather. With this realization she gave the ultimate sacrifice. She died and left me with a terrifying BSoD. I shall never forget that sacrifice till tomorrow. Then I shall order the broken part. In the meantime I guess I shall read that book. I also might not be able to get out posts as often. My deepest apologies, fans.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-6928737439260179032016-05-08T17:59:00.001-07:002016-05-08T17:59:46.153-07:00Happy Mother's DayI was thinking how odd Mother's day is. A whole day to celebrate a component of a PC? I mean I love my PC as much as the next, but a whole day to celebrate it? Confusing. Besides if you celebrate the mother board shouldn't you also celebrate the GPU, processor, and hardrive? Why is it only for mother boards? <br />
Another point I wanted to touch on about this strange holiday is what to get your mother board. I heard that chocolate and flowers is a good gift, but unless they make really durable motherboards, I think it would melt and kill it. I am also not sure about flowers. I might be able to change my computer settings to "boot with flowers". Their probably is some malware for that. <br />
Maybe it gets tired of being around the same RAM and processor. Maybe I should remove the motherboard fully and take it on a nice spring promenade. <br />
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(Happy Mother's Day!!)<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-332765760425661962016-04-28T00:00:00.000-07:002016-04-28T11:09:32.874-07:00Flying Cows Pt 4<br />
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;"> I hopped onto the two-seater ATV
behind Tom and his father rode another one to their--what I call--homestead. It
was a typical old style farmhouse like the one seen in Interstellar. I admit
was nervous about accepting their invitation to lunch. Many diseases are
transmitted via the fecal-oral route, and I only eat mushrooms when I am forced
to for politeness sake. I followed Tom into the house and there his mother was
dressed like a typical earthy hipster. She greeted me with a smile and welcomed
me in the soft-spoken way that naturopaths speak. Tom introduced me to her and
I learned that her name is Kate. I sat down to a hearty meal of a roast beef
sandwich with cheese and mushrooms as well as some fresh vegetables. I will
never forget the wonderful flavors of that sandwich. I forgot why I was there,
what I needed to do, and when I needed to leave because I was intensely
enjoying my lunch. After lunch was over, I felt rather sleepy, but then I had
many questions to ask them on the tip of my tongue. However, when I moved and sat
down on the couch, I fell asleep. I woke up at dusk. Kate came over and said,
"Oh good! You're awake! Are you hungry?" </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"No, I am not hungry, but thank you! I
should probably leave, and thank you for your hospitality!" I replied</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Leave?! Tonight is when the aliens come
to visit us and inspect the farm. You'll learn so much more if you stay!" </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">If there is one thing I dislike, it is this
sort of situation. If I leave, I will probably be able to go back to my normal
life and be a productive member of society with a few nagging questions. If I
stay, I may embark in an adventure. In any even I will never be the same. How
can anyone forget levitating cows? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"How do you know that the aliens will
come tonight?" I asked so as to prolong given my final answer</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Oh, well John and Tom study the
mushrooms in the forest and there are several special varieties that appear on
the eve of when the aliens are to visit us."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">My face must have betrayed my skepticism.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Haha, yes, I know it seems a little
strange, and I was skeptical at first, but they have been regular visitors for
the past two years."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Why do they come at night? And with
today's technology wouldn't the US government be able to detect a flying
object?" </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Oh, well that is when mushrooms appear,
and from what Tom and John say, the materials and navigation are something they
have never seen before. You have so many great questions. Just stay and I'm
sure one of the aliens would be more than happy to talk to you!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"I'm sure." I said in my dry sarcastic
voice. My thirst for adventure and excitement was outweighing my commonsense. I
have been living a life of common sense and respectability. I pulled out my
phone and texted my parents to let them know that I was staying at the coast
for a couple of days. I gave them the reason that I was rather stressed and
needed a break…which was true to some extent. I have been wanting to live in an
adventure instead of watch or read one. I also didn't want anyone to inevitably
worry about me and send the police searching for me. With that task done, I
told Kate, "Okay, so I have decided to stay. What do I do now?"</span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuNsItc6wq1w-56xlOFXZoIxH1lUwEROmJfLfVJa1RiZluG7GQ77uFo5SwngC3b79POXiQ_pVb3in6FChgzH3l0i7X4C9fOWzwtBokPFfgaIOfpr-2p9qOUFav64KTd1nxU2ND_CZLQ3Gu/s1600/thX3SBMKXU.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Oh, this is wonderful! We need a
scientist! I study herbs and mushrooms, but I don't have a background in
biology."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Wait a minute, are you saying that I was
targeted? Like the aliens somehow figured out who I am what I do and that I
would come here?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Well…I don't know," replied Kate.
I suddenly was feeling a bit scared. I don't have a PhD in biology, nor have I
participated in ground breaking research. I only have done the grunt-work of
research as a research assistant. Yes, I have a great curiosity about the world
and have many interests outside of extracting DNA and studying proteins. If
anything, I am guided by common sense and try to come to logical conclusions.
But if I was chosen by some species outside of this earth for whatever purpose
they have, I have absolutely no idea what to expect. Not knowing what to expect
is worse than knowing what to expect even if what you expect is the very worse.
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"However, you should eat
something."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Will I fall asleep again? By the way
why did I fall asleep almost immediately after eating lunch?" I asked</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"No, you won't fall asleep again, you
may feel somewhat drowsy. This beef is special and if it was any other kind of
beef I would not eat it. However, we have a special herd, (not the levitating
kind) given to us by the aliens. That is primarily for food. I can't tell you
much more than that except I feel like I can learn and retain more
information."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">"Well, it sounds extraordinary and if it
makes me smarter, well I don't mind. Sure, I'll have some dinner!" I
responded</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">If I am being "poisoned," then
might as well make the most of it, right? That is purely a rhetorical question,
but the food was very good. Maybe the beef has compounds in it that promotes
relaxation and allows the brain to reorganize and store information in a more
efficient manner. It's a pleasant thought, but until some real research can be
done on it, it is only through not very trustworthy testimonials. Yes, I know
that I am trying this because of what someone said, but I am feeling
adventurous. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">After I finished eating and was getting up,
suddenly everything around me became very still. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px;">I then heard Kate say, "They are here.
Come with me." With some trepidation, I followed Kate out the door and
knew at that moment I was like Bilbo Baggins going on his adventure. The galaxy
is ahead, earth is behind me. </span></div>
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In order to fix this problem I think every concert hall needs to install bungee chairs. Right before the concert starts the attendees strap themselves into the chairs and are pushed off of the catwalk. a strong bungee cord then keeps them from plummeting to their death but also heightens the shows suspense. Who does not want to see a performance or concert from the ceiling. A possible problem with this idea is that it might cause ticket sales to go through the roof. <br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-81208116791696260712016-04-14T10:57:00.000-07:002016-04-14T10:57:37.707-07:00An adventure <span data-offset-key="8o8bi-0-0"><span data-text="true"> Today I was engaging in that necessary pursuit, cooking. Sigh. Without it I would starve, with it I have to reallocate time to the collection and stirring of various substances to make something that tastes slightly better. Oh well. Anyway I was engaging in this pursuit when discovered that I had run out of sugar. As a result I went questing into the dark caverns dubbed the ominous term "The Garage" in order to climb a tall freezer and retrieve the much needed bag of sugar. Just after I retrieved the parcel of glucose I spotted a cookie tin. "Halloo what is this here? A leftover from Christmas overlooked by the hungry creatures that inhabit the garage? As I walked closer to this treasure chest I realized that I in my hurry to complete the quest I had not engaged in any of the dungeon monsters. For there walking across a lid dating from the Mesozoic era crawled a sugar ant. I made a mental note of it and continued my walk to the tin. Joy upon joy this chest did contain loot! Unfortunately it was just the oatmeal raisin cookies that were made using the wrong recipe. Not to be deterred I placed the whole morsel into my mouth. As I approached the daylight, the undefeated dungeon boss crawled out of the shadows and challenged me as to what I had eaten. It said something like "thou hastes stolen from my hoard and will pay dearly." I forgot the real words but it was something of the sort. In order to reply I spat out the contents of my mouth onto my hand. I said, "My apologies ma'am, I did not know these were off limits." Puffing smoke from her nostrils she replied,"Tho would be well advised not to do that again and incur my wrath". </span></span><br />
The glorious light greeted my glad face as I calmly walked out of The Garage with the gelatinous glop of cookie in my right palm. I had conquered The Garage once again and claimed my prize. I was the victor and to the victor belongs the spoils. Seconds before I stuck the dead cookie in my mouth I noticed something was aloof. Upon further examination I saw what appeared to be a tiny leg and then a tiny torso that had tiny wings. What sort of treachery was this? What villain hath tainted my spoils? If I had not scrupulously inspected the gelatinous mixture, it would have put an end to my cooking and possibly an end to my adventures. For their it was, ants. Sigh! Perhaps I shall not die for ants are a delicacy in many cultures so perhaps it was a sign of hospitality. After recovering from shock I finished baking my quest, and made a mixture that was slightly better than its parts.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-47105381909358789712016-04-07T19:43:00.000-07:002016-04-07T19:43:10.335-07:00Happy April Fools!April Fools day has its origin in many different cultures from Rome, India, and Medieval Europe. New Years during the middle ages was celebrated on March 25th. It also used to be that New Years was celebrated week long ending on the April 1st. The people who celebrated New Years on January 1st made fun of the people that celebrated later in the year. Eventually you were considered a fool if you celebrated New Years on April 1st. Many different traditions surround April Fools Day such as if you did any April Fools jokes before noon you were considered the April Fool. I guess that makes me the fool for posting this a (little) after noon April 1st.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-89287590464073041462016-03-24T18:37:00.000-07:002016-03-24T18:37:43.395-07:00Free!!A friend of mine (not mentioning any names) asked me to advertise for his business that he is starting. Its called "Free Money Removal Services" or FMRS. His business will remove money for you for free! for FREE!! I have placed a few orders myself. Its so useful, everyone I know has piles of useless cash lying around and my friend will remove them with no added charge (though it is advised to tip the person removing the money). I really don't know why people have not come up with this great idea before. <br />
Besides studies show that 93.7% of Americans die because of suffocating under large piles of cash. This means that not only is he removing your cash but also potentially saving your life.<br />
So please don't die from cash inhalation and call my pho..<br />
I mean my friend. yes definitely a friend. Mere acquaintances really. Hardly know each other.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-55447387340333159502016-03-17T12:56:00.000-07:002016-03-17T12:56:20.990-07:00What you need to know in case you want to excract my pinI thought it would be a good idea to list all of the ways you could torture me if you want to learn my pin. Just so that you can save time trying to reveal the secret through brute force. Hey your time is just as valuable as mine!<br />
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1. Repeat Pluto is a planet 1,000 times for breakfast lunch and dinner.<br />
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2. Try to sell me on special water that is supposed to cure cancer every day on the 1 and 3 weeks of the month.<br />
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3. Play recordings of people eating really loudly all day 2nd and 4th weeks of the month.<br />
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4. While this is happening have me locked away in a fabric store and put me on a vegan diet.<br />
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5. Show videos of people smashing factory fresh LEGOs on the 5th week of the month (when there is a fifth week).<br />
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6. Threaten to do any of the above to any of my friends or family (except if its my imaginary friends, they wouldn't mind)(on second thought they probably would mind the Pluto thing, so you could try doing that on them. I might give the desired intelligence then.)<br />
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Their you go! So if you want to kidnap me my hours are approximately 11p.m-1:30a.m from Friday to Saturday. If I am not available my secretary will be more than happy to escort you to the door.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-92010399062539389652016-03-10T20:37:00.001-08:002016-03-10T20:37:17.214-08:00Libaries are DangerousEven with the internet, nothing beats the feel and smell of a book. As a result concentrations of books create large gravitational forces that suck unsuspecting citizens into. The gravity field around these singularities of books is so strong that not even knowledge can escape. <br />
Alas even the most hardy folk are subjugated to the pull of this force. <br />
I for one has succumbed many times, but yesterday I broke free.<br />
I was in the library looking for books on math. It just so happened that the math section was right next to the theoretical physics and quantum mechanics section. This is the conversation that went on in my head.<br />
Self 1: Stay on target!<br />
Self 2: What a coincidence the math section is right next to the theoretical physics section. Hmm. Hey! maybe we can find a book about negative energy!<br />
Self 1: Stay on target!<br />
Self 2: THEY HAVE THE SCIENCE BEHIND DOCTOR WHO!!! We HAVE to get that.<br />
Self 1: Stay on... wait I wonder how his theory compares to mine?<br />
Self 2: Only one way to find out.<br />
Self 1: Sounds great lets check it out.<br />
Self 3 Hold it!<br />
Self 1 and 2: Come on its a great book!!<br />
Self 3: The content of yonder book may be exquisite but no matter how supurb the content is, it does not decrease the stack of books that you are reading.<br />
Self 1: Ugh you are no fun!<br />
Self 2: I guess I see the logic in that argument. Okay lets put it back and we can check it out some other time when we have less to read.<br />
Salf: Well if the board agrees to this decision, fine!<br />
And with that I put down the book realised that the library did not have the book I wanted and walked out of the library without checking out a single book. <br />
I was victorious over this field of attractiveness. I had done it!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07053030307009535390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4380376333315273033.post-92173511983009750992016-02-25T12:42:00.000-08:002016-02-25T12:42:03.329-08:00Gomba<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">This week I am also featuring someone else's random thought. Remember please comment if you have any weird or just a plain idea.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Gomba is a little known island in the Caribbean.
The island has strangely unparalleled internet access, because there is only
one computer there is a fifteen thousand dollar Xidax. It has about twenty
people on modified exercise bikes to power it. The biggest building on the
island is the Gaming Theater, which is like a movie theater, but it shows a
live-stream from the Xidax. The PC is in the operators booth with the person
playing inside sound proof walls so he/she wont be distracted from the cheering.
Every time the PC is booted up the person who was playing rotates with another
person via a special system using last names and the Pythagorean theorem. They
may not be pros, but they're really good at what they do. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman",serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">-The Entire Population of Gomba</span><br />
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